Stan
Brown jacket, yellow shirt, no patience. Still convinced the knife is a fair fight.
The default
Free to play, no account, no download
Bingo's over.
Bingo's over.
Grab a bat.
A top-down arena brawl in the retirement village. Four grandpas, eight weapons, a dash button and a five-minute round that settles who gets the good chair.
Browser, phone or desktop
- 8weapons on the floorfrom a kitchen knife to a bazooka
- 12in one matchup to four humans, bots fill the seats
- 2hand-drawn mapsa forest of four seasons and a bingo club
- 5minute roundsmost kills when the clock runs out wins
Meet the regulars
Four grandpas. One good chair.
Pick your man on the You panel, give him a name and a shirt colour. The bots take whoever is left.
Lou
Black jacket, glasses, grey beard. Reads the room, then hits it with a sledgehammer.
On the app icon
Otis
Flat cap, braces, a moustache you could hang a coat on. Left his cane at the door.
Red jacket
Gus
Diamond shirt, red braces, shorts in any weather. Dashes more than a man his age should.
Diamond shirt
The arsenal
Eight ways to lose your teeth
Everyone spawns with the knife. The rest lie on the floor and come back after a while. The slow hitters hit hardest.
Knife
The spawn weapon. Quick stabs, the fastest legs in the game.
Speed 130%Melee
Baseball bat
A wide swing round your side. Two good hits and they sit down.
Speed 105%Melee
Sledgehammer
Winds up, then lands a ring on the floor. Stand in it and you are done.
Speed 85%One hit
Shotgun
One heavy slug over three tiles. Two kill, if you can get close.
Speed 70%45 damage
Flamethrower
Hold the trigger and pour. A cone that fills a doorway.
Speed 75%Continuous
Tazer
A dart that freezes them for a second. Your friends finish the job.
Speed 85%Stuns 1 s
SMG
Spray from seven tiles away. Ten rounds to a kill, held down.
Speed 85%Full auto
Bazooka
One rocket every few seconds. It bursts on a wall, a man or the end of its reach.
Speed 55%70 at the centre
The grounds
Two maps, drawn from sketches
Twelve spawns each, weapons and health packs in fixed spots, so you learn the routes. Trees hide you, roofs hide you better.
Four SeasonsFour Seasons
One forest, four quarters. Petals in spring, leaves in autumn, sun in summer, snow in winter. The bazooka sits dead centre where the seasons meet.
64 x 54 tiles17 weapon spawnsWeather per quarter
Community CentreCommunity Centre
The bingo hall, the chapel, the games room and the car park. Doors are two wide, the pool table is cover, and the bazooka waits under the gazebo.
48 x 56 tiles15 weapon spawns6 health packs
Online
Share a code. That's the whole setup.
Host a game, send the link, and your friends join from a phone, a browser or the app. Phone against browser works, a code is six letters, and bots fill every empty seat.
K7Q2XM- 1HostPick a map, the bots and their difficulty, from Easy to Very hard.
- 2Share the codeOne tap sends "Join my After Bingo game" with a link that opens straight into the lobby.
- 3StartUp to four humans, the rest grandpa bots. The host runs the match, everyone else just plays.
The round's end
Five awards, ten ranks, one scoreboard
Every round hands out five awards. Your kills add up across rounds and carry you from Whippersnapper to Centenarian.
Top DogMost kills in the round
On a RollThe longest run without dying
Dead EyeThe best hit rate with a gun
First BloodThe first kill of the round
Punching BagDied the most. Someone has to.
WhippersnapperEarly BirdBingo RegularBowls ChampAllotment BossSilver FoxOld HandGrand ElderLiving LegendCentenarian
The hall opens at eight.
No account, no install. Open the page on your phone or your desk, pick your man and press Play. A round takes five minutes.